Spoiler Alert: I'm going to need another year!

Movie: Curvy and Cute: The True Story of a Girl Full of Grit, Glitter and a Fair Amount of Barefoot Moscato

Rank: 1 (And don't you know it!)

Year: 1993

Director: A bottle of Barefoot

Cast: Taylor Vollman et. al

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called a failed New Year’s Resolution. Is that how the Prince lyrics go? Either way, this may come as a shock to my dedicated readers, but I am a few movies short of the full list of AFI’s 100 Greatest American Films of All Time (10th Anniversary Edition). A few dozen, that is.

As it turns out, deciding to do a movie blog while working full time, finishing graduate school and being in a friend’s wedding, among life, holidays, friends and family, proves to be ill advised. To top it off, I also signed up for Regal Unlimited. The argument could be made I am seeing a lot of movies, just not the right movies.

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv."

- The Impressive Clergyman, The Princess Bride

When I first floated the idea of this blog, intended mainly as a mechanism for accountability, my sister said I should only do it if I would actually finish it. Here we are, blog unfinished.

Now a decision must be made, fade out with no mention of this failure or accept it and double down for another year. I’m going to assume you can infer, based on the explicitly stated title, that I think all I need is a second year.

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

- Chandler Bing, Friends

So buckle up, a warning I often give out while driving my very swank 2004 Pontiac Vibe named Thatcher. As the warning typically goes, the ride will assuredly be bumpy, you may be staring death in the face, but hey, we’ve always made it out alive.

Should I have committed to doing the graphics and writing such long posts? Absolutely not! And they say insanity is doing the same thing, but expecting other results. Luckily, I am just crazy enough.

"You can't ride two horses with one ass, Sugarbean."

- Earl Smooter, Sweet Home Alabama

Tune in, but be warned, there are spoilers ahead!